I wish I were a pillow!

Yes i do! I mean then I'd have been able to spend all my time on the bed!:/
Never drop into my home without announcing your arrival earlier because the state which I'm in usually( when at home) is sort of 'different'. Ahem. So much so that it takes me atleast 20 mins just to tidy myself up.:):P
Any holiday you'll find me propped up in my bed with 3 pillows and reading a book with my cell phone on silent mode.Yes, that's one more thing which annoys the hell outta me when i'm on a holiday- talking on the phone.
I usually have to skip my breakfast because i wake up late which sorta helps me stay in shape.
There that's one use of lazing around. Another one is that I get to improve my vocabulary by reading in bed. -scoffs-
Errrr I cant think any more. The bed beckons.~:D
Happy bed-ding.:P

British Accent!

British accent~!
-sighs-
Damn! If you don't know what I'm talking about, go watch the movie 'Chasing Liberty'.Not that Mandy Moore ain't any good but because once Matthew Goode starts speaking everything else becomes insignificant. The voice is velvet itself and its combination with the British accent is devastating! He's a pretty okay-looking guy and you wouldn't even consider him a hero-material if not for his accent and voice.
In fact its his voice which changes his seemingly-normal looks into something drop-dead gorgeous!
I'm in love~!
:

Bhuppey's and My poems. Our poetic conversation in fact!:P

Rashmi :

Aaya rakshabandhan ka tyohaar
Bhuppey bhaiyya hain tayyar
Tan par kurta maathe teeka
Intezaar karein behnon Rashmi aur Kee ka![/)]



Rashmi : Mota bhuppey bemisaal
Bhakos bhakos ke bura haal
Meri kee ka peecha nahin chodta
Roz chichorapanti ka nariyal fodta
Khuda kare meri Kee ko bhool jaaye
Haaye lord meri kismat ka tala khul jaaye!

Rashmi :

Kee aur Rashmi ka pyaar hai itna jhakkas
Mil ke bhi bujhti nahin ye kaisee pyaas
Surat n Dilli ka ye combination
Macha dega poore world mein sensation!
HAAN JI!


Bhuppey :

Rashmi toh hai ek baawri
Nahin milegi use Surat ki saawri
Bhupi to hai ek albela nar
Kee ke dil mein uska ghar
Surat pe mat daal nazar
Teri mummy ko kar doonga khabar
Pare haton sab dilli waalon
Hum shareefon ko yun na lalkaaro
Gar tumpe hai chaaku aur churi
Hum pe bhi hai ek 'sundari'


Rashmi :

Waah ji waah kya din aaya
Macchar bhi humpe chillaya

Ram Chandra sahi keh gaye Siya se
Aisa hi kalyug aayega
Mota mere hi maal pe nazar daal ke mujhko hi dhamkaayega
O ji sun lo humne bhi nahin pehni hai koi hath mein choodi,
Beta maar maar ke bana doongi halwa poodi
Agar 'sundari' pe itna hi naaz hai to
Bana lo use apni gharwali
Chain se rehne do hamein aur
Maan lo ki hamari hi hai SURAT wali!

Bhuppey:

Rashmi O Rashmi

Tu kab meri saali banegi?

Rashmi O Rashmi

Kab aadhi gharwali banegi?

Dil mein tab se hain ye armaan

Jab se hum dono hue hain jawaan

Do bacche hon -Sunny aur Sama

Tu unki mausi aur kee unki ma

Hum jab bhi bahar jaayenge

Tu bacchon ko khilayegi

Peet ke un becharon se Priyanka Chopra kehelwaayegi

Hum jab jab naughty ho jayenge

Tu bacchon ko park le jaayegi

Jab mera sms aayega tu jhatpat waapis aayegi

Ghar ke saare kaam kaaj mein roz haath bantaayegi

Gar ki toone makkari toh teri shaamat aayegi

Nit din sabki seva mein apna jeevan bitaayegi

Hum jahan jahan bhi jaayenge

Tu suitcase sang aayegi

Mere is 'tribhuj' ka sapna jaldi se saakar ho

Door ho sari heen bhawana aur dil mein dono ke pyaar ho

Kab mere ghar ke aangan mein aisee diwali manegi?

Rashmi o Rashmi tu kab meri saali banegi?

Rashmi O Rashmi kab aadhi gharwali banegi?

Rashmi :

Haaye lord! koi is motey ke sapne toh sune

Bartan dhote hue aise manhoos ye khwaab bune

Mujhe samjha kya Dilli ki aaya hai:X

Mere pe Surat ki Lady Don ka saaya hai

Tu aur tere jungli Sunny n Sama jaayen bhaad mein

Main aur meri Kee karenge gutar-goon babool ke jhaad mein

:O

:P

Tu Amreeka jake angrezon ke kapde dho

Kee aur mera funda -Hum do hamare do!

HAAN JI~!

Bhuppey :

Do shabd suno is manhoos ke

Khaaya hai jisne thoos thoos ke

Sapne jo dekhen hain woh honge sakaar

Sacchi hai hamari bhakti aur saccha hai hamara pyar

Bartan bhi dhote hain toh dil se hum dhote hain

Haathon mein detergent aur khyaalon mein 'woh' hote hain

Jab jab bhi ghisi katori aur kadhai

Tab tab hamein unki yaad aayi

Surat ki baala is dil mein samayi

Ek din banegi woh hamari lugaai

Aur waah ji waah kya buddhi hai paayi

Gutar goon ke liye bas babool hi pada dikhaai?

Kaante jo chubhenge tumhari guda mein

Duhai maangoge fir apne khuda se

Masti hai jo tumpe abhi ye chaayi

Phir nahin padegi kabhi bhi dikhai

Baat maano hamari ab chodo ye ahankaar

Sath milke karte hain 'tribhuj' ka sapna sakaar

Do tere do mere bacche karenge kul chaar

Sunny, Shama, Julie aur Jabbar

Nain naksh kee ke aur tera mera akaar!

Rashmi :

O ji bacche door tak sight mein nahin

Aur tumne unke naam bhi rakh liye

Hansee ke do char ye laddoo humne bhi chakh liye

NAAM toh mashallah aise diye hain,

Lagta hai straight dhobi ghat se import kiye hain

Tribhuj ka toh khyaal hi itna ashleel hai

Kee aur meri mohabbat ki deewar par tu hi eklauti keel hai

Aakhir kab tu PhD karne Foren land jayega

Mere aur Kee ke pyaar ka raasta ekdum CLEAN ho jayega!

Rashmi :

Nain nasheele, lambe ghane kesh

Jise acche lagte Shinchan n Roshesh

Surat mein jiska past

Par Dilli mein future

Lady Don par bada sweet nature.

Haaye woh toh hai kudrat ka karishma

Itna glow ki sabko lagaana padta chashma:O

Jise ek pal dekh le woh wahin dher ho jaaye

Amrish Puri bhi Anupam Kher jo jaaye :O

Bas what more to tell woh kaun hai

Mera dil churane wali meri Kee aka Lady Don hai!:)

Me, My Kee and Bhuppey!

Haven't blogged for quite a while now. I almost forgot i had a blog:/
I'd love to post my poems about MY kee n bhuppey but then typing all that would be tiresome:/
I'd rather write about My kee, bhuppey n urs truly ofcourse!

well its sort of a tripod if I want it to be.didnt make sense right, but then what does?
Bhuppey is in Bangalore, Kee is in Surat and I am in Delhi.
We have never met but have the craziest conversations ever!
I mean, what would u say if I tell u that 2 days after my birthday i get woken up at 2:30 at night by bhuppey telling me its a conference call for us 3. I have a hoarse throat n still we manage to talk n laugh like utter morons till 4:20 at night, or rather early morning.
And if I give u the details of what we talk about u would give us a weird look.:/
We talk about midnight snacks giving bhuppey a hunger attack, we sing each other crazy songs, we annoying the hell out of bhuppey, Kee giving gaalis in hindi like 'halkat' to bhuppey n what not.
n then later shshank tells us- insaanon ki tarah jee le karo.:O
i'll complete it later now.